I encountered this guy a couple of days ago at my workplace, Elizabeth was working with me. This pig bought newspapers and initially chose not to pay at my counter as he claimed that he need to grab some more items. And when he did queued up to pay, he pretended not to hear me call out to him, never mind. When he went up to Liz's counter, I decided to stand beside Liz and help her to do the packing and suddenly this pig started flaring up like he was roasted alive (Liz thought he was senile) and claimed that the reason he paid at Liz counter is that he doesn't want me to pack his newspapers. The reason for that stupid outburst? He claimed I was "scratching my pimple" and he doesn't want me to stain his newspapers. Hmm... I wonder between my "invisible pimple" and his excessive sweating, who's the gross one here. If he doesn't want me to stain his newspapers with my "invisible pimple juice", then all the more I don't want any part of his sweat and sloppiness to stain the products lining my goddamn counter. It's like a pot calling the kettle black. He looks like a pig, sweat like a pig and is sloppy like a pig and yet he wants to act like some nit-picky bitch. Like duh, get a life pig. I'm all about class and the pig is just about trash!!! And hence, my "invisible pimple" over-ruled his sweat. So his argument is invalid, pig!!!