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Slander Form

Slander is all the rage these days. Courtrooms the world over are seeing a spike in slander hearings, and over at Malaysia, former DPM Anwar Ibrahim has been accused (yet again) of sexual misconduct, while present DPM Najib Tun Razak, is alleged to have been connected to the murder of a Mongolian model. Being the peace-loving hippie, I wouldn't recommend slander in any way, shape or form. But in keeping with the prevailing ridiculous zeitgeist, we've created a cut-keep-n-(maybe)-use slander form just in case you feel like getting one over that annoying so-and-so who's been bothering you of late (better be safe than sorry). Please circle where appropriate:






I ____________________ (Name of Slandere) would like to formally accuse _______________ (Name of slandee) of Sodomy / Lechery / Sheep Shagging / Random acts of perversion. I'll be the first to admit there's only Some unsubstantiated / Bugger all / Very little / Some truth to this accusation. It's just that I feel extremely Jealous / Resentful / Bitter / Bitchy towards this _______________ (Expletive-based adjective) person for being More successful / Better looking / More with it / So much cooler than my (possibly) nonsense accusation will cause this _______________ (Unflattering noun) to realize that the Company / Country / Political party / Universe doesn't revolve around them. And through this misdeed of mine, I hope to achieve Some petty entertainment for myself / A promotion for myself / 15 minutes of tabloid fame / Their total demise. If the allegations against the slandee are miraculously proved true, I shall celebrate by Taking a full-page newspaper ad to go: Ha... ha / Buying all readers of my blog Singapore GP tickets / Treating myself to a big screen TV / Steamboat!!!. But, in the (more likely) event of the allegations turning out to be baseless, I shall Run down the street naked / Check myself into a mental institution / Be the slandee's slave till they're satisfied / Do a Mas Selamat and disappear.


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Name of slanderer



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Date & Signature of slanderer






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