Army Brass: 'A Tragic Accident.'" No kidding, who'd do that on purpose? WWN reported that an Air Force F-16 jet fighter pilot accidentally shot an ANGEL out of the sky 35 miles outside Baghdad. "Miraculously, the winged creature reportedly survived the attack and is being cared for by U.S. Army doctors." What a relief. The pilot apparently shot the angel down after mistaking it for a terrorist. Also inside, veterinarians describe how they fixed her broken wing. Michael Landon was unavailable for comment.

Seriously, who are they kidding? Of all the things the U.S. troops can shoot down, they chose an angel? And what's with the naked angel about? I thought angels are supposed to be wearing white gowns? And by the way, don't forget about the halo. Where the hell is the halo anyway? Did the U.S. troops decided to keep it as souvenir, especially in the event that there's a electricity blackout at the camp, they can use the halo as a temporary light source? I think I'm too stressed to carrying on looking at this image, where's the paracetamol??