Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

And seriously, I wish! Haha, got you all, didn't I?