I've got a confession to make. Back during the days when I was working in a Japanese bookstore, I managed to bring home a lost-and-found toy cat. Not that I was greedy, but after so many months and the owner never actually came back for good, I "aimed" straight for that toy cat. It's actually a soft toy but when you press it's tummy, it goes "Meow... Meow... Meow...", three times. It's rather noisy, but I really like noisy soft toys as it's rather unique. There was this once I had to go to the restroom due to a sudden stomache and I decided to bring this noisy toy cat along. There were like a couple of women inside the toilet, standing in front of the mirror, preening away like armaggedon was approaching. I went into one of the cubicles, sat down on the toilet bowl and then proceeded to press the toy cat on its tummy and this is what happened next:

Me: (pressing the toy cat's tummy)
Toy Cat: Meow... Meow... Meow...
Female #1: Oh shit, there's a cat in the toilet...
Female #2: Shut up and do your business!
Me: ...ahem... (while trying not to laugh)

After I was done with my business, I came out of my cubicle and pretended to be bewildered. And as I glanced around at the remaining women standing in front of the mirror, I noticed a few of them were trying not to giggle nor even laugh. And as I walked out of the restroom, I saw that two cubicles were occupied and I thought, hmm, it must be those two women inside who were having a "conversation" about a fake cat. My guess is that, these two women (who were gasping about the cat) cuoldn't have possibly known each other. I know it's rather sick and lame, but still, there are more than a few ways to use a noisy soft toy apart from irritating people around you.