I was browsing around Giant Hypermart looking for this pickled cucumbers when I came across a very rude old man asking about some powdered soup. This was how the entire conversation went:Old Man: Hello, powdered soup where?
Me: Don't know!
Old Man: Wah lan eh... (This can simply mean 'What the fuck.')
Me: Wah lan leh eh lan lar! (To me, this meant 'Fuck your own self lar'.)
Old Man: ...(grumbling to himself while walking away.)...
Me: Stupid, like as if I work here. My T-shirt yellow color meh??
What a stupid old man. There were so many people walking around him and yet he doesn't ask them and I also don't understand the freaking part where I can be mistaken for a supermarket staff. If I knew where the items were, do I even need to browse around the damn supermarket in the first place?? Use your brain, stupid old man!! I'm already feeling sick and I still have to put up with your stupid attitude after work. What the hell were you thinking? Do I owe you powdered soup in my previous life that you have to ask me in such a rude and demeaning manner?? Seriously, I hope you would never be able to find your powdered soup in that hypermart cos you deserved it!!
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