Ever since afterNOon, the phone has been ringing NOn-stop continuously. And the ringing alternates between my home phone and my father's cell phone. Why, you might ask? The reason is really simple. This relative of mine, my father's sister, wanted my brother to go over to where she lives (at Telok Blangah) and help her paint the walls of her five-room flat. And she has been contiNuOusly calling like a pest, even though my parents had already stated that my brother is having his exams, which is just around the corner.

Seems like she has a "Never Say Die" attitude. She'll alternate between my home phone and my father's phone, up till the point when my father need to go for his midnight shift work. Seriously, the ringing is driving me to the point that I'm contemplating murder in my mind. Yup, you heard me right!

I mean, how irritating can a person be, despite telling her that there is absolutely NO way we can help her. Besides, she can either ask her stupid drunk useless husband's friends to help, or even better, get her adult son to help with the wall painting. Why? Is my family born to be her slaves??

It's always like this all the time. Whenever shit happens, she'll have NO qualms about calling us and trying to drag us iNtO the mud. But when good times are here, she'll pretend NOt to iNfOrm us and leave us out like total strangers. Tell me, what kind of family is this?

Way before my grandfather passed away, they were all arguing about how much my grandfather has in his various bank accounts and who will get more and shit like that. I'm seriously really feeling pissed. And as I'm talking about this, my home phone rang again. Yes, I have an even better idea, why NOt splash the paint oNtO the walls instead? It's faster, artistic and avant-garde.

And NOt to mention, the scar on the side of my mother's head? Yup, it was indirectly caused by her useless, drunk husband at a dinner event many years ago. And until NOw, I can't forgive her for making my mother go through so much pain. So yeah, she can take her credit cards, her useless drunk husband, her diabetes and her whatever the hell she has, and go somewhere else. Leave us alone, we don't want to paint your walls for you. NO!!