This post was inspired by a conversation I had with a fellow colleague. I don't really recalled what spark this conversation, but it somehow got rather interesting though. If your pet(s) can talk, what would they actually say to you? Something nice or something nasty or maybe bewildering to comprehend? Let's take a look from Pu Niao's point of view here.

Rabbits:
"You stupid owner! You think pellets very nice to eat meh? Everyday pellet, pellet and more pellet! One fine day, I swear I'm going to shove those precious pellets of yours up your dumb a**!"

Cats:
"Purrr! Not top grade Alaskian salmon? No thanks! Humph!!"

Dogs:
"Let's go for a walk! No, let's run! No, I want to eat now! No, rub my belly!! Forget it, say something stupid so that I can agree with you!!"

Tortoise/Terrapins:
"I'll get you once and for all after I'm done with this lettuce!"

Parrots:
"Everytime I made these weird movements, my owner starts laughing like some crazy hyena! Let's see how long I can make this dumbass laugh!!"

If you guys have anymore you can think up of, leave me a comment and I'll gather what I have and post it here too.