Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Pikachu throwing tantrums



Some nights when I can't sleep, I'll listen to my iPod to pass the time and hopefully fall asleep without knowing. And one fine night, I found my Pikachu in quite a grouchy mood... His back was turned to me... Seems like I depend too much on my iPod than on Pikachu... Oops...

Saturday, July 28, 2007

I Felt Cheated



This morning, I went to the market for breakfast with my mother. (In Singapore, you can shop for grocery and have your meals at the market.) Lo and behold, this woman sat down somewhere in front of us, with her back facing us. When I saw her back, I thought she must be quite pretty... Alas, she's actually old enough to be my mother... Felt so cheated. Middle-aged women in Singapore are so fond of dressing up like 20-year-olds that I figured out, I should dress like a housewife someday soon... But then who would know that a few days later at another coffee shop near my house, I saw this old lady singing on TV, and guess what? She was wearing clothes that were meant for people my age (I'm 24-year-old), maybe I should learn how to dress up like an old lady, maybe a pregnant lady. In this way, when I get on the bus, I can stare at all those selfish and heartless Singapore men who pretended to fall asleep as soon as and elderly or pregnant passenger get on the bus... Tsk tsk, whatever happened to manners, Singapore men??

Friday, July 27, 2007

Forum User Pissed Me Off

I last wrote on this forum, STOMP, about this boy walking around the library with his MP3 phone turned on loudly. Under any circumstances, you would have been too pissed off to write about this encounter nicely, with all the P's and Q's. But this particular forum user by the username of Nabe_Nabe wrote that with so much censored words in my text, he doubt I am a polite person myself. What right does he or she to judge me just because I used profanities? Does he or she even knew me in the first place? Just like I don't bitch about he or she using the username Nabe_Nabe, I believe this person does not have the right to judge me just because I jused profanities. Who know, maybe this Nabe_Nabe might look beautiful in real life, but actually suck in life, attitude, judgement and profession, whatever he or she might be doing!! I have never made any comments about Nabe_Nabe before, and here this rascal is trying to pinpoint me for the choice of language I use!! Since you want to judge me, hear what I have to say about you! Dick head, cock-sucker, cunt, faggot, mother fucker, bastard, shitty idiot, fucker, cum drinker!! And one more thing, I don't spew profanities, I fucking curse out profanities, just like I don't fart, I poot!! Happy, Nabe_Nabe?

Changing Blog Host

My dear readers, I've been contemplating of switching from this blog (Xanga) back to my previous blog host (Blogger). Why? Because if I want a pretty layout for this site, I have to pay. But at Bloggers, I just need to upgrade the blog, find a "wah-piang" layout and most of all, it's free. So sorry for not posting to this blog for some time coz I don't want to transfer too many posts too and fro. Very tiring, okay?? Hmm, I should also link to this http://xiaxue.blogspot.com blog too. You have to read it and if you miss it, please kick yourself!! And I mean it, she's my blogger idol!!

P/S: Well, I've switched back over to Blogger now, as you can read from my posts!! Don't bother going back to my Xanga blog, I won't update it anymore..

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

7 Top Disgusting Bloggers In Singapore

Lately, Wendy Cheng a.k.a XiaXue made headlines when she blogged about the 7 Top Disgusting Bloggers In Singapore. I must say I totally agree with what she has to say, especially about this particular guy, Steven Lim. I mean, seriously he does look perverted when he smile and yellow definitely does not suit him and most of all, nobody can stand the sight of him being partially naked. Given the choice, I would rather look at Antonio Banderas naked instead! And to think that he rebuffed back by saying that he has blogged enough to be Wendy's senior and that Wendy wasn't giving him any respect. Hey dude, if you want respect, put on your clothes, stop smiling like a pervert, stop wearing anything yellow, discard your dreams of becoming famous in Singapore (especially the wrong way) and soon, people will give you respect, the right kind of respect!! And by the way, Wendy was candid enough to include herself in her list of 7 Top Disgusting Bloggers In Singapore and I applaud her for that!! Blog on, girl!!!

Read 7 Top Most Disgusting Bloggers In Singapore post here!

Friday, July 13, 2007

Bullying On The Rise In Singapore

When I read this newspaper reports, it really did bring back not so good memories of my school days. During my first year of secondary school, I didn't know what shit I did to incur the wrath of my classmates. I guess they picked on me because I don't look smart/alert enough, maybe I looked blur so that's why they always say or do things to pissed me off. With the exception of one girl in their group, bless her soul for being grounded when her friends were acting like hooligans. Why, they even try to pick on me just because I don't know how my idol's autograph/signature looked like, seriously, how pathetic is that attitude. It went on until in Secondary 3 when the taunting go so bad, but I just simply ignored them. Besides, haters are nothing to me at all. Just scum on this Earth! One fine day after classes in the afternoon, I took all their textbooks (students in Singapore are typically lazy to carry their books to school everyday, so they'll leave them underneath the space in their desks to save the trouble and energy.), stashed it all in the firehose cabinet and act blur, like I always did. The next day, they couldn't find their books and a few of them look visibly distressed but not enough to make them cry. But at least it felt good to me. When I next heard that they were planning on joining some street gang, I purposely waited for them in the toilet and said to my 2 friends that nobody can do anything to me because I've got a friend in this gang called "369" and another friend in this gang called "PHT". They fell for it and went to join a street gang near their neighborhood. How did I know? They came to school, acting so cocky and arrogant, with their sleeves folded up like typical students who had joined or had friends in some street gang. Technically, I was telling the truth. I did have an old classmate who joined the "369" gang but we lost touch and I had another classmate (schoolmate would've been a better choice of word) who joined the "PHT" gang but we were no longer on talking terms apparently because she's from the Express stream and I was in the Normal stream and those Express stream people were really stuck-up just because they were a little cleverer than the rest of us. I mean, of course I wouldn't join a street gang for anything. It's easy to join (they party away in clubs and discos like armageddon is approaching) but when it's time to leave, that's when trouble starts! If you want to leave a street gang, there are a few choices in which none is the easy way out. Either you get beaten up by the whole gang, or you fight one-on-one with a gang member in which most of the time, they'll all gang up to beat up up nonetheless. If you're a girl, either you sleep with a male gang member or get gang-raped by all the gang-members in the gang. See? Of course I wouldn't be so stupid to join one. My main aim was to trick them into joining one so that they can suffer. As the saying goes, never cross the path of a scorpion!! I may look blur, but that doesn't mean I am blur by nature.